New stuff coming this week. Thanks for being patient. Last week I had to throw together a research paper on The Atomic Cafe, do a small project with After Effects, get some experimental footage (some of which you may have seen by now), re-record some audio stuff with Joseph (for MYSTERY PURPOSES), and accurately impersonate David Byrne doing this for my theatre class. It was kind of busy. Stuff has slowed down slightly, at least. So another week of silence from me shouldn't be expected.
So I just checked my facebook friend count and it's closing in on 1000 people. That's crazy. Needless to say, Marble Hornets fans that have friended me now greatly outweigh all the people I actually know. That's fine, don't get me wrong, I like talking to MH fans. The vast majority of you are cool dudes. That being said, I am starting to notice some patterns arise. So in order to hopefully address some of this stuff all at once, here's a list of super common questions/comments/whatevers and what I'll probably respond with:
-I really liked this thing you did!
-I really didn't like this thing you did!
I will try harder next time.
-This thing you did totally sucks, therefore I now assume you have a sexual orientation that my parents told me is bad.
-When is the next entry coming out?
When it's finished.
-What editing software do you use?
Usually Sony Vegas 9.
-[Marble Hornets story related question]
Why would I answer this.
-[Marble Hornets theory], is this right?
Yes! You have figured out the mystery. Marble Hornets is now over.
-Will you read/watch/critique this thing I made?
I can't make any promises, but I'll try.
-Will you read this Marble Hornets fan fiction I wrote?
I've had terrible experiences with these in the past. So I'm hesitant to say the least.
-WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO ME, DUDE?!
-Have you seen Splendorman?
-[twenty dolla joke]
-What's your XBL gamertag / steam username?
Both are winecannon.
-My friends and I are thinking about doing our own youtube series similar to yours. Do you have any advice?
Drink plenty of liquids.
-How did you make The Operator?
-When is the DVD coming out?